I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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