Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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