I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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