Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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