Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(210): View more from Texas

eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?

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(443): View more from Maryland

sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.

(201): View more from New Jersey

We better fuck soon then

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(559): View more from California

Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?

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(314): View more from Missouri

you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.

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(602): View more from Arizona

If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.

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(424): View more from California

i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.

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(419): View more from Ohio

While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....

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