Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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