i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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