I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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