I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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