He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
