I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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