There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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