someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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