After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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