We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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