i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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