That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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