Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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