ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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