I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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