she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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