My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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