these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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