Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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