just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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