We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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