She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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