how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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