love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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