new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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