she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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