he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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