i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she told me i tasted like america
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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