I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
