you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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