Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We had to coat check the pizza.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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