"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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