did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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