now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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