Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
well you can't waste a boner
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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