You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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