...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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