when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
