halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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