Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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