I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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