So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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