ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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