Need sex. Gaining weight.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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