I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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