Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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