That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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